
Friday, October 10, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Bureau of Missing Socks

wwwwell...this is like missing the other side, except I do know where the other side is....
it hasn't been knitted yet. BUT..one side is done!
I found this website
it is called The Bureau of Missing Socks
The Bureau of Missing Socks is the first organization solely devoted to solving the question of what happens to missing single socks. It explores all aspects of the phenomena including the occult, conspiracy theories, and extraterrestrial.

We are entirely funded by your tax dollars expedited by matching cuts in the defense, welfare, and education budgets.

We've all been victims of this heinous societal menace, the disappearing sock. Now there's help, not only to aid in locating your missing footwear, but also in computer mating your single sock with some other poor, lonely single sock. Touching, and it's all done without Chuck Woolery.
You can even enter a sock pyramid scheme, promising 150,000 single socks delivered to your mailbox in only 30 days!
"Thrill yourself with tales of hot passion, intrigue, and violence involving the mysterious disappearance of single socks," from Socks, Incorporated.*
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